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TENGUDO

the way of the nippy buzzard bastards

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天狗道


TENGU ARE:

HORRIBLE MOUNTAIN GOBLINS, FEROCIOUS THUNDERBIRDS, DESCENDANTS OF THE STORM-GOD SUSANOU-O, GUARDIANS OF SHRINES AND FORESTS, PATRON DEITIES OF MARTIAL ARTS, HUMOROUS, GULLIBLE FOLKTALE CHARACTERS, AND TAKING THE INTERNET BY STORM.


TENGU LIKE:

• Stories about how you became a tengukin! And then got thrown out of therianthropy for blowing your huge prosthetic nose on the pack leader's fake tail! And now you hang out with misincarnated junkyard robots, penguins, and trolls!
• Adorable pictures of cute birdies! (kitties, turtles, froggies, and humans also acceptable if no birdies can be found)
• Weird confusing funny things from Japan! (And other places!)
• Big honking schnozzes!
• Booze, candy, and shiny crap!
• Hilarious forum invasions!
• TOO MANY EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!

Please post all of these things! And the tengus will love you!
      
TENGU APPROVE OF:
baaaaabyanimals
cartoonkin
corvidlove
corvine
deathtokawaii
engrish
fakeracism
internet_panic
ironies
outcastotherkin
shunga
team_coti
tricksters
yokaimonsters
^ v ^, absurdity, arrogance, assholery, avn pride, bastard culture, bastardkin, bastards, beaks, beer, being better than gryphons, being better than kitsune, being better than you, big noses, bird goblins, bird men, birdies, birds, boobs, booze, cackling, calling people gay, can't fight the moonlight, candy, cartoons, cocks in every orifice, cooters, crapping on cars, crazy nips, creative insults, crow goblins, crows, crushing the internet, cryptomeria trees, daifuku, daruma, dead things, defaggifying fantasy, devouring fangirls, dickfaces, dongs, drawing moustaches on yaoi, drunken fistfights, eating faces, eating otaku babies, elitism, engrish, evil, excessive swearing, eyeballs, fat chicks, fatties, feistiness, fish tacos, forum invasions, freaks, funny accents, giving otherkin heart attacks, goblins, harassing furries, harassment, hate, hating the internet, hawks, hitting things with sticks, hubris, inexplicable bird-human hybrids, irony, irritainment, japan, kappa, karasu tengu, kestrels, kites, kitsch, lacism, long noses, long-nosed goblins, mad scientists, making people cry, male geisha, mandatory dinosaur castration, monsters, mountains, nastiness, nasty little shitedom, nigger traps, ninjas, not being angels, not being in anime, not being kawaii, obnoxious laughter, obnoxiousness, obscurity, octopus porn, oh snap!, oni, orneriness, peckers, pecking out eyes, pedantry, penguins, phallic noses, piss and vinegar, pointless bitching, policy violations, pomposity, pretending to be racist, punching your fat face, raucousness, ravens, rice crackers, robots, rooks, rotten attitudes, roundeyes, rudeness, sake, sarcasm, shinto whiteys, shiny things, shitsurei desu ne!, slanty eyes, slaying vanity, spite, spitting vitriol, stupid gaijin, sushi, tanuki, tanuki testicles, tengu, tengudo, tengukin, tengus, tenguwarai, toys, trolling, trolls, ugliness, ugly, vanity, villainy, vulgarity, vultures, yamabushi, yokai, youkai, 天狗, 烏天狗, 鼻高天狗

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